Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Singing the ZYX's

Some days we have a quiet car ride to school. Some days the kids fight over toys. Some days I put all the toys out of reach and torment the kids for the whole length of the ride. Today was one of those days.


I decided that we were going to learn to sing the ABC's backwards. Yeah, you heard that right:


Parenting FAIL

No, I'm not speaking of us of course, we're wonderful parents. Just ask our kids.


In this case I am speaking of these parents, who are trying to land a gig for their children on the "hottest photo shoot ever." So of course they agree to a long list of conditions:

Baby on a crucifix?
Bees, wasps and hornets?
Dead or dying animals?
Amateur scientists?
Mixing pots of acid?
Extremely rapid acceleration?
Does she always have to be in a car seat or can she freestyle it?
Antiquated heavy machinery and would she be fine to operate it?
Lit phosphorous? Does he like it?
Can she lose 10 pounds in the next week?

Watch for yourselves:


I hope all these parents are in jail.

I think Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. Sure, he can be crude and disgusting, but he is able to get people to say and do things that you wouldn't think sane people are capable of. I haven't seen the whole movie yet but the previews and scenes like this one make me want to go out and get it.

Bruno is now available on Blu-ray and DVD.

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